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One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the
children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and
pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the
children, "What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
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Worms -
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into
four separate jars.
- The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
- The second worm was put into a container of cigarette
smoke.
- The third worm was put into a container of chocolate
syrup.
- The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean
soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:
- The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
- The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
- Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
- Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
Just then a little old woman in the back quickly raised her
hand and said, "I get it! As long as you drink, smoke and
eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
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